Whats your best line for getting out of a ticket?

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What's Your Best Line For Getting Out Of A Speeding Ticket?

We're all going to need some good excuses to give Johnny Law when the super-quick (allegedly) Dodge ev and 2009 Audi S4 Avant hit the streets. One of the side effects of car appreciation is the occasional speeding ticket, but the right mix of feigned-ignorance and cleverness can help avoid going into debt for your frequent forays into illegality. Help us out by helping us figure out — what's the best line for getting out of a speeding ticket?
The single greatest moment in speeding-ticket-avoidance ever witnessed around the area where we grew up involved a young woman who, in her time, claims to have gotten her way out of 20 speeding tickets. Lies? Maybe. But we know for sure that she once replied to a command for "license and registration" with a thundering burp. The lady cop that was at the window started laughing so hard she could barely walk and, obviously, no ticket was given. We're not sure that'll work in every case. But what about you — what's the best line you've used? What's the best line you've heard?

[Dr. SVO]

Best line that worked was: "The accelerator got stuck". Seabrook PD on NASA Road One back in 1992. I was driving an 89 Dodge Ram Charger with a BDS Blown 440 (Had a Pro Stock style Harwood hood scoop) that replaced the original 360. A lady was driving in front of me on the high speed lane (Speed limit was 40 she was doing 30 and I had cars right next to me all the time.

The lady did not know where the hell she was going and would stop without and start a left turn (No turning lanes back then) without signaling only to keep on going staright. Finally on th stop light at Repsdorph I was able to change lanes. When the light turned green I mashed the throttle leaving about 100 ft of rubber on the pavement and was already doing 75 when I approached the right hand turn. On the oncoming lane was a Seabrook PD Caprice which proceeded to do a 180 and light me up. Gave him all my paperwork and told him about the accelerator and it worked

[tenjjb]

Sorry guys but this is my first post and i couldn't help myself. I have a buddy who is slightly overweight and tends to sweat alot from his face. His excuse whenever he gets pulled over is "i'm soo sorry officer i just need to releive myself." Litterally he looks constipated and has gotten out of several speeding tickets.

[linkposter]

I would say that my wife it's in hospital and I gotta hurry.
If the cop don't let me to go,I annoy him.